Past Opinion Polls

Author: Mr Blonde
11.14.08

Here are the results from our previous opinion polls:

If Sarah Palin and other “rogue” Republicans form a Tea Party, what will be the end result?
9.3%  Palin will NOT run for the presidency, but instead manage the Tea Party
38.3%  It will divide the conservative and moderate conservative vote, and Obama will be reelected
14.2%  Palin will win the presidency in a landslide
38.3%  The “Tea Party” will in the end fuse with the Republican Party and march to victory

What are Obama’s real goals with healthcare?
14.7% said Seize control of a large portion of the private US economy
1.6% said Have the ability to reach into your private financial information via healthcare billing
0.8% said Take healthcare away from seniors so they’ll die off sooner
83.0% said All of the above

How would YOU grade Obama during the first 100 days?
10.4% said A
1.5% said B
3.2% said C
10.7% said D
29.1% said F
45.0% said He is off the scale. Too low to grade.

How should we handle the Somali pirates?
47.7% said Blast them out of the water and hunt down every last skinny pirate on the African coast.
3.0% said Burn Mogadishu to the ground once we’re done killing all the pirates.
43.2% said Both of the above
6.1% said Understand that they are small-business entrepreneurs and community organizers helping to make Africa a better place encourage them to join with ACORN, and offer them a bailout.

What is the deal with Nancy Pelosi?
3.6% said She’s dangerous when she doesn’t take her anti-psychotic drugs.
10.8% said She wants to drive all middle class Ameicans down to the level of wetbacks.
7.7% said She thinks she’s Empress of America.
77.9% said All of the above.

Should US and NATO Special Forces be used to exterminate the narco drug smugglers in Northern Mexico?
76.0% said Yes, I can’t wait to see the nightly news when this action starts. Kill every last one of them.
20.0% said No, we need to legalize all drugs and be kind to those who supply them.
4.0% said I’m too stoned and drunk to understand the question.

Do you think Obama wants to confiscate all privately owned rifles and handguns and obliterate the Second Amendment?
79.8% said Yes
15.7% said No
4.5% said I’m brain-dead and can’t figure this one out

Obama’s stimulus plan: Is it Democrat pork? Democrat power grab meant to permanently bankrupt the US? Or Both?
8.8% said Power Grab
5.9% said Pork
85.3% said Both

Should captured radical Jihadis be given the privilege and protection offered by the US judicial system or be kept in military prisons like Guantanamo Bay?
75.8% said Kept at Guantanamo
6.1% said Released into Muslin Countries
18.2% said Tried in the US System

Should the Israelis be allowed to force all Palestinians out of the Gaza Strip? Into the ocean or into Egypt?
54.5% said Yes, force them out for good
18.2% said No, a two-state solution is the only solution
27.3% said Who cares? US should run them out all into Egypt, and repopulate from folks from Alabama

Concerning Obama’s now-empty Senate seat, do you think Raum Emanuel was “working the deal” with Governor Blagojevich?
84.2% said Yes
10.5% said No
5.3% said Don’t know

Should Obama add $5-$7 in federal gasoline taxes to encourage Americans to buy smaller cars?
00.0% said Yes
100.0% said No
00.0% said Don’t know

Does “trickle down” economics really work?
55.0% said Yes
23.3% said No
21.7% said Only for the wealthy

What will happen if GM, Ford and Chrysler are NOT bailed-out by the Govt?
72.8% said They’ll all re-org and survive
13.6% said They’ll all go down, taking millions of jobs with them
13.6% said They’ll be reduced to the “Big Two”

Will Obama appoint even one moderate to his cabinet?
31.8% said Yes
68.2% said No
00.0% said Yes, but it will not be John McCain

Will President Elect Obama’s proposed minimum wage lead to widespread unemployment?
75.9% said Yes
13.8% said No
10.3% said I’m too numb to figure this out

Do you think President Elect Obama will take away our freedoms?
75.0% said Yes
20.8% said No
4.2% said Not Sure